0755. Coffee. Coffee. Call in sick.
1036. Eat a banana while lying in bed. I get one of those stringy things in my eye.
1322. Toast. Optimal browning achieved.
1418. Chocolate bar. Teeth melt into my tongue.
1914. I want to bash something with this frying pan. Instead I eat fried eggs and wonder why I dream about body parts falling off.
2054. Ice cream. Chocolate gunk on top. Write bad poetry under the covers.